Wednesday, February 28

Top 5 New Species Vol II - The Cute Ones

1. The Puppycat
2. The Bunnygerbil
3. The Lemurkat
4. The Wallakoala
5. The Liger

Friday, February 23

Top 5 New Species

1. The Gorilla Bear
2. The Cockamouse
3. The Tiger Shark
4. The Raccrow
5. The Mancake

Thursday, February 22

Top 5 Divine Interventions

1. The breakup of Wham!
2. The reunion of Sting and the Police
3. Rockstar INXS
4. The breakup of Creed
5. The reunion of Rage Against the Machine

Thursday, February 15

Top 5 Grammy Winners

1. The Dixie Chicks - Record of the year: "Not Ready to Make Nice"
2. The Dixie Chixks - Album of the year: "Taking the Long Way"
3. The Dixie Chicks - Song of the Year: "Not Ready to Make Nice"
4. The Dixie Chicks - Best Country Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocal: "Not Ready to Make Nice"
5. The Dixie Chicks - Best Country Album: "Taking the Long Way"

honourable mention: The Black Eyed Peas - Best Pop Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocal: "My Humps"

Seriously? Come on!

Top 5 Stopfive Traditions (A self indulgent Stopfive Moment)

1. Rule number 35: Never turn your back on a fine tradition. Even if that tradition is new generation.
2. Top 5 Moments in the life of . . .
3. The professor emeritus of blogging (Man I miss that guy)
4. Witty arguments and the like. PS. Eat it Kang
5. =with a bullet= the bullet

Top 5 Useful Inventions (That Should Exist)

1. Some kind of toaster that cooks steak. I would like to be able to put a steak in a toaster, push down the lever, and have it pop up with a perfectly cooked medium rare top sirloin.
2. A hug robot. Already discussed in a previous post. I just think it would help really lonely people.
3. A surfing lawnmower. It's like a segway and a riding lawnmower combined. You just stand on it, and make it move by shifting your weight.
4. A self playing guitar. Everyone could sound like a rockstar. Just program a song and strum it and look cool.
5. A self making bed. This one is pretty self-explanatory.

Monday, February 12

Top 5 Possible Reasons for the Lack of Recent Posts

1. You are currently writing your literature masterpiece, tentatively titled, “Animals Are People Too: Inspiring Stories of Pets Who Eat Human Food, Wear Clothes, and Hump Legs”.
2. You had one too many wild nights with a Mexican belly dancer, and are perpetually recovering from a bad case of Tequilaiosis.
3. You have a strong aversion to negative comments from insensitive bastards. Er, people.
4. You suffered a serious mishap with a paper shredder and your pajama bottoms, resulting in long-term hospitalization (and several attempts at reconstructive surgery).
5. You all have lives. And I don’t.

Thursday, February 8

Top 5 Unfortunate (But Often Made Fun Of) Names of Teachers From My High School Years

1. Mr. Woodcock (affectionately referred to as Lumber Dink)
2. Mr. Hoar (yes, pronounced whore--his wife kept her own last name)
3. Ms. Cummings
4. Mrs. Dyck
5. Mr. Johnson

(How they got that many teachers with those kinds of names to work in one high school, I will never understand. I figure they were all there to support each other.)

Wednesday, February 7

Top 5 Motivational Posters: Round 2






Bonus for Radness' Sake:

Monday, February 5

Top 5 Songs you can Shake your Kang to

1. "Toxic" - Britney Spears
2. "Ride of the Valkyries" - Wagner
3. "I will Survive" - Donna Summers
4. "Genie in a Bottle" - Christina Aguilera
5. "Against the Wind" - Bob Seager

Top five times during monday I hate...

1) 6:30am
2) 8:00am
3) 10:30am
4) 2:00pm
5) 3:59pm

Saturday, February 3

Top 5 Scoring Plays in the Super Bowl

1. 1st quarter, 14:51, 1st and 10, Chicago ball on own 18: Rex Grossman, interception to Nick Harper, 23 yard interception return for TD.

2. 2nd quarter, 0:53, 2nd and goal, Chicago ball on Indy 2: Rex Grossman fumbles a hand-off to Thomas, and a blitzing Dwight Freeney scoops it up. 98 yard fumble return for TD.

3. 2nd quarter, 0:38, 1st and 10, Chicago ball on own 8: Rex Grossman bobbles the snap, tries to scramble, and Freeney (who is blitzing all day long) sacks him for a safety.

4. 4th quarter, 9:31, 3rd and inches, Chicago ball on Indy 33: Rex Grossman fumbles the ball on the QB sneak, and Cato June snatches up the bouncing ball for a 67 yard fumble return for a TD.

5. 4th quarter, 2:21, 2nd and 6, Chicago ball on own 47: Rex Grossman throws a pick to Peyton Manning, who is now playing defence because Indy's D is too tired from all the long TD runs. Manning runs it in for a 47 yard interception return.

Final score: Indy 30, Chicago 0. Chicago's D might have won it for them, but they could never get on the field. In fact, they had Urlacher playing wideout so that he could defend against the pick. He got 4 tackles that way.

"We are the champions, my friend,
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end"

Top 5 Reasons for Moving

1. Not even John Ritter had 4 roommates. Silly me to think the Morrison days were over.
2. Resting more is for losers, I prefer to restless.
3. I need to use the can. This is only a temporary move, which will involve me returning to this present location presently.
4. I have yet to unpack from my last move. My clothes have yet to see the inside of the drawers even once.
5. I am wearing my yellow socks, which reminds me of hockey, and most of the people I can play hockey with don't live near here.

"Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more"

In response to Otto's "fantastic" post, - Top 5 songs to shake your can to

1. The Animals - House of the Rising Sun
2. Radiohead - Knives Out
3. Both Sides Now - Joni Mitchell
4. Leonard Cohen - Suzanne
5. John Cage - 4'33

David Gray - Babylon???? are you serious????

Top 5 Characters With The Middle Name "The"

1. Winnie the Pooh
2. John the Baptist
3. Oscar the Grouch
4. Jack the Ripper
5. Jabba the Hutt

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