Stop Five Records

1 Lose weight . . . Then find it. Then tell it never to scare me like that again.

2. Intend to write a book. Although publishers don't give contracts for intentions. But maybe good intentions?

3. Listen to more music . . . than Dan Kang. And repeatedly inform him that I have done so. In top 5 form.

4. Write more top 5's. The great Top 5 Revival is coming! It's coming soon! REPENT!

5. Invent a cereal. I will call it "Steak Bran." Where else can you get Fiber AND Protein? I ask you, WHERE?

PS. Happy new year to all of you my friends. I haven't gotten on to the factbook to grett you all in person, so here is my generic nw yrs wish for you awl.