Thursday, October 11

Top 5 Reasons I feel Unprepared for my Impending Tour

1. My laptop doesn't have it's own keyboard. There was a juice spill - things got messy. So right now I'm using a desktop keyboard that's attached via USB port. I really don't want to lug it around all tour.

2. The PR materials I need aren't ready. They come in Friday, and will have to be shipped to whatever city I'll be in.

3. I haven't packed, and I don't think I have enough underwear and socks for 12 days.

4. Speaking of clothes, where am I going to get 12 nice shirts to wear for the actual events that happen each day?

5. I don't really know how I'm getting home on the 24th.

Comments:
I'll talk to my people and see if we can't arrange for my private jet to pick you up. Just send me the details --when you're good to go, if you prefer lobster or steak dinner, etc--and we'll hammer out the details.

Oh! Wait! Did you say the 24th? Aw shoot. I'll be in Geneva. Sorry 'bout that.

(Hope you find a way though. Where there's a will, there's a ... oh heck, you know how goes.)
 
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