Monday, January 23
Top 5 "I'm Getting Old" Thoughts I've had Recently
1. "Facebook is making people stupid! I can't believe the things they say and do on it. Do they know they're broadcasting their ridiculous thoughts to the world? I should quit Facebook. That'll show 'em!"
2. "Okay, Jeopardy is on at 4:30, 5:30, 6:30, or 7:30. I've got to make sure I catch it at one of those times. Maybe I'll do 6:30. I can eat my soft pasta dinner while I'm watching it."
3. "I'm going to just lie down while I read this book. If I nap, I nap. You know what, forget it. I'm just going to nap."
4. "What's with all these commercials on TV? Why do people need so many things to entertain them? I remember the days where all I had was a big field with a tree in it. It kept me occupied for hours."
5. "Everyone else on this road is stupid. They don't know how to drive. GET OFF MY ROAD!"
2. "Okay, Jeopardy is on at 4:30, 5:30, 6:30, or 7:30. I've got to make sure I catch it at one of those times. Maybe I'll do 6:30. I can eat my soft pasta dinner while I'm watching it."
3. "I'm going to just lie down while I read this book. If I nap, I nap. You know what, forget it. I'm just going to nap."
4. "What's with all these commercials on TV? Why do people need so many things to entertain them? I remember the days where all I had was a big field with a tree in it. It kept me occupied for hours."
5. "Everyone else on this road is stupid. They don't know how to drive. GET OFF MY ROAD!"
Subscribe to Posts [Atom]