Saturday, February 7
Top 5 Quotes FWD: FWD: RE: The Internet
1. “The internet is the equivalent of writing something on the bathroom wall: anyone can just put up anything.” (Jamie Kennedy)
2. “The internet is like talk radio without someone clearing the phone calls first.” (Leonard Maltin, Film critic)
3. “The Internet provides a delivery system for pathological states of mind.” (Phillip Adams)
4. “It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.” (Mike Royko)
5.“The Internet is like a sewer. It’s very necessary, but you wouldn’t want to spend a lot of time there.” (Corky Simpson, Columnist)
Bonus:
6. “For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women.” (George Pappas, You've got mail)
2. “The internet is like talk radio without someone clearing the phone calls first.” (Leonard Maltin, Film critic)
3. “The Internet provides a delivery system for pathological states of mind.” (Phillip Adams)
4. “It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.” (Mike Royko)
5.“The Internet is like a sewer. It’s very necessary, but you wouldn’t want to spend a lot of time there.” (Corky Simpson, Columnist)
Bonus:
6. “For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women.” (George Pappas, You've got mail)
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"The internet is a series of tubes." Senator Ted Stevens.
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""My staff sent me an internet and it took five days for it to reach me." Senator Ted Stevens
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""My staff sent me an internet and it took five days for it to reach me." Senator Ted Stevens
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My friend Luke and I used to describe the internet as a huge pile of tissues, with information on them. You're basically just reaching in there and hoping not only that you get the right tissue, but that you don't pick up any snotty/dirty tissues while you're in there.
This is great. I completely agree with number five. I can count the number of sites I visit regularly on one hand. The rest is for school research and business. And I hate facebook because it manages to keep me online for an uncomfortable length of time.
Sigh.
Good post, Mr Stewart.
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Sigh.
Good post, Mr Stewart.
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