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1. The inviting of good spirits.
2. The aiding of young men in meeting young ladies at the park.
3. The safe disposal of rotten meat.
4. The burial service - providing the ground is soft enough and the puppy has been convinced there is a bone down there somewhere.
5. The ability to bring terrorists to their knees through the awesome power of scent (and cuteness).

Also Kyle, I would argue that in your previous post, the word "kittens" might be better served being replaced by the word "babies."