Monday, December 8

Top 5 Services Kittens Provide Society

5. The warding off of evil spirits.
4. The enticing of young ladies into the homes of young men.
3. The safe disposal of expired milk.
2. The saving of burial costs (provided your lifeless body be kept alone with them for an extended period of time).
1. The ability to bring terrorists to their knees through the awesome and terrible power of cuteness.

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