Tuesday, November 11

Top 5 Reasons The Onion Continues to Provide Legitimacy for the Internet

1. Struggling Lower-Class Still Unsure How Best To F*** Selves With Vote


2. YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video


3. McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists


4. Disney Lab Unveils Its Latest Line Of Genetically Engineered Child Stars


5. Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life


Post-Election Bonus:
6. McCain Refusing To Tell Voters What's In Box Unless Elected

Comments:
That is HILARIOUS. Oh. My. Word. Kyle Stewart, you've done it again.
 
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