Thursday, April 3

Top Five reasons "The Stewart" is a bad roommate

5. I found an insulin needle in my backpack (I think it it was a joke, "Ha ha you stabbed yourself with my bloody insulin needle!" joke...I don't get it)
4. He hasn't worked for awhile, yet he's had rent money...I don't really ask questions, but I am concerned about strange stains around the home...
3. He's always around when I want to make out with Naomi...good lord take a hint..."Hey Kyle, got any plans tonight?" "No!" "Oh well Naomi is coming over we're gonna make out" "Well, I'll just hang out at home with you guys then..."
2. He bitches and complains when I don't make him food...
He constantly talks to me as if I care....

I hate you.
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