Wednesday, April 23

Top 5 Things I Would Kill For Right Now

1) My pillow
2) My comforter
3) My bed, my beautiful, tiny little college dorm bed
4) My fleece pajamas, the ones with the little bunnies hugging and saying "Snuggle Up"
5) Sleep. Deep, undisturbed sleep. The polysporin for my poor, sleep-deprived, festering, infected mind. Let me gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........

I simply loathe working graveyards.

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Hah. Hahaha. Haha. Hah.
 
Graveyards aren't that bad, there's something nice about being awake when the sun rises and waking when it sets.
 
Top Five Reasons You Should Quit Your Job

5. More time to work on your hockey skills.
4. More time to hang out with me.
3. More sleep.
2. Money is an institution of the man. You will only find true happiness by sticking it to the man. Hence, you see how the two do not work together.
1. I assume you cannot wear your "Snuggle Up" pajamas to work. Anything that prevents you from the awesomeness that you described is clearly evil, and should be avoided at all costs.
 
top five reasons finneas is poorly done

1. The numbers are backwards.
2. Why would anyone want to hang out with you.
3. I said it before and I"ll say it again "sleep is overrated".
4. If sticking it to the man finds true happiness, and your a man, then refusing your reasons for quiting would be true happiness.
5. Think of all the great places that you would not be able to bring the sweet awesome "snuggle up' pajamas are they all evil, and would you be able to bring them to work?
 
Top 5 Why Reasons You Boys (Matt and Will) Are Ridiculous:

1) You're fighting with each other through stop five entries
2) See #1
3) See #2
4) See #3
5) I'm not sure if either of you have ever spoken with each other at length in the real world

Your one redeeming factor:
Both of you had redhaired mothers.

I HATE being awake when the sun rises. I don't know why, but I do.
 
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