Sunday, April 27

Top 5 Most Depressed People

1. Contestants on The Price Is Right. (A years supply of V8 can only keep you happy so long)
2. Newlywed virgins. (Virginity is a one time gig...)

3. East Germans of 1989/90. (Socialism was all that it was cracked up to be...)
4. Sally Field at the Oscars. ("I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!" and then very quickly we didn't!)
5. Speed addicts. (Abuse or overdose effects can include tremor, restlessness, changed sleep patterns, anxiety hyperhidrosis, psychomotor agitation, nausea, tachycardia, irregular heart rate, hypertension, headaches, hyperreflexia, tachypnea, gastrointestinal narrowing, and weakened immune system and increase in pre-existing anxiety and poor skin condition. Fatigue and depression can follow the excitement stage. Erectile dysfunction, heart problems, stroke, and liver, kidney and lung damage can result from prolonged abuse.)

I can't argue with this at all. Extremes lead to extremes. Vis-à-vis, excitement leads to depression.

Also, I hate you. For stealing my post and twisting it into some sick version that only your brain could puke up. Damn you Geoff. Damn you and the doctor who pulled you from your mother's belly.
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