Wednesday, April 16

Top 5 Eerily Appropriate Lyrics

1. “Black or white.” (Michael Jackson)
2. “I’m a bitch.” (Meredith Brooks)
3. “Fly away.” (John Denver)
4. “I'm so white n' nerdy.” (Weird Al)
5. “Nobody loves me.” (Anne Murray)

Bonus: "Too much of something is bad." (Spice Girls)


(With most profound and loving thanks to G-off for his creative input. If I could write a song for you, it would be called, "With Most Profound and Loving Thanks To You".)

// posted by the Stewart @ 10:33 p.m.
Comments:
Originally Maredith Brooks was going to call her song "I'm a very upset, menstral, inappropriate, life hating, cow." or "Woman" it just didn't work out!
# posted by Blogger Geoff : 10:05 a.m.
 
gee geoff, it sounds as though you're implying that women are upset, menstrual, inappropriate, life hating cows. I'm sure this must not be the case though.
# posted by Blogger Holly : 12:53 p.m.
 
a rare miss, geoff. how disappointing. usually i find you funny.
# posted by Blogger meliss : 2:32 p.m.
 
Oh! Snap!
# posted by Blogger the Stewart : 4:34 p.m.
 
Miss?? Not the Case?? I think I proved my point...
# posted by Blogger Geoff : 4:44 p.m.
 
Geoff, you are the greatest.
# posted by Blogger Rob : 7:35 p.m.
 
i hate you geoff, i wish you were never born


- mom
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:59 a.m.
 
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