Friday, November 30

Top 5 Things That I Thought While My Car Was Upside-Down and Airborne On the Highway Tuesday Afternoon

5. RIGHT! I drive safely all the way through Manning Park in the snow only to lose it in the 4-lane outside of Keremeos? C'MON!
4. Isn't it ironic that I stayed in Abbotsford last night because it was snowing and I didn't want to get into an accident on my way home? Yes, isn't it a little bit ironic, don't you think? Just a little bit toooo ironic?
3. Has the car stopped??? I think maybe the car stopped moving...Whewwww! No wait, the car has not stopped, 'cause I can see upside down trees moving backwards outside the windshield. Ooooooh this is gonna hurt.
2. Please, God, keep me safe.
1. Ouch, Ouch, Ooh, Ouch, Son of a B*%#ch, Oweee.

Comments:
Holy Crap Rob!! Are you alright? That's insane! And, for the record, posting a top five thoughts during an accident seems to be becoming a stopfive tradition of sorts. I'm going to call you today.
 
livin like a true rockstar rob! i'm glad you're okay.

can we hang out after december 18th?
 
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I'm not sure what's worse, your near-death experience, or getting spammed in Spanish for it. And what a way to sign off: "Good bye friend." Ouch.

Rob, live long and prosper. May your liquids continue to be liquids, and your solids remain solids. Amen.
 
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