Wednesday, May 23

Top 5 alternate endings to 24 season 6 (no spoilers involved)

1. Jack despondently throws himself off a cliff, only to discover that he is immortal. With a shout of, "There can be only one," Jack proceeds to hunt down Christopher Lambert.
2. Jack walks out onto the deck, upon which he is confronted by none other than....the cougar. The cougar tells Jack that all the bad things that have happened in the las two years were caused by him and other cougars like him. Jack is then clubbed on the head from behind by another cougar and is dragged out into the forest.
3. Jack wakes up from a coma to discover that the events of the last two seasons were just a dream. Rather than faking his own death at the end of season 4, jack really was shot and has been in a coma ever since, hence bringing back every character that was killed in the last 2 seasons.
4. Jack attempts to disappear again, but just before leaving LA, he is confronted by Tony, Michelle, Palmer, Nina, Teri, Curtis and a couple of hundred other zombies. They don't want to cause trouble, they just want to eat jack's brain. Season 7 would then be written and directed by George A. Romero
5. Jack, in order to prove his manliness, puts on a pair of water skis and proceeds to jump a shark.

jump a shark - Josh you are a freakin' media cliche genius! Is 24 getting that bad?
Ooh, I like the shark idea, but can it be a moon-shark? Please!
That's amazing!

I wish they'd consulted you first. Actually, I wish they'd have consulted you before they even made the season to begin with.

This season of 24 has been an insult to the already-not-so-high art of television. SO BAD!
how about a land shark?
otto this is the funniest thing you've ever written. I wish i had been half as clever as this in my making fun of 24, 2 seasons ago.
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