Monday, April 16

Top 5 Signs of Your Impending Doom

1. Sudden organ music.
2. Bats. Lots of bats. Especially if they cling to you.
3. A dark, cold, stormy night. And a narrator who points this out.
4. An empty highway, a broken car, and an attractive passenger.
5. Mutant neighbors, lover, and/or pet.

or, Holly lurking around a doorway with cat-like reflexes and deadly cupcakes.
Hmm. You're right. That's number 6.
Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?

Subscribe to Posts [Atom]