Tuesday, December 26

Top 5 Recent Injuries

1. You know, that place. My drunken boss elbowed my while playing a trivia game.
2. My shoulder - uphill piggybacks hurt.
3. My ankle - who knows? Maybe I'm just getting old.
4. My hands - paper cuts galore. An average week is one, this week was twelve.
5. My shoulder, reprise - tweaked at a Christmas party during the epic feat of turning around.

Honourable mention: Picture this, a six year-old punching you at six year-old height, and you're carrying another kid on your shoulder. I didn't drop the kid, much.

"We'd pull one truck out and get another stuck in
And motors would roar and tires would spin,
We'd sink right down, down to the diff,
And we'd all take turns and do it again.
Till no one could move, we'd call one more friend,
Come on out here, we need you.
Bring your truck."

"The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
Which eventually pulled out the Ford."

or we could just have conversation?
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