Tuesday, December 26

Top 5 Girls I've Met Lately

1. Shannon - The Foggy Dew: a strange night with strange events; my shoulder still hurts and I might need a doctor. But I'm not complaining.
2. Sharon - The Sahlstom's: recently accepted to Trent, her mother kept making her sit next to me and chat at this Christmas party. But I'm not complaining.
3. Nicole - The Cat and Fiddle: she kept stopping by my table to bum smokes and tell bad ghost stories. But I'm not complaining.
4. Joanne - Brendan's surprise party: the Baptist Allie; and by Baptist, I mean bizarro. Creepy wierd conversation. But I'm not complaining.
5. Red-headed waitress - Denny's: cute and friendly (and a redhead), alas she had no nametag. But I'm not complaining.

Honourable mention:
53 year-old lady - The Cat and Fiddle: met her when, drunk out of her skull, she came to hit on me and my friends. Later, she stumbled past my table, grabbed my ass with two hands, and just about yanked me from my stool. But I'm not complaining. Well, maybe...

"Oh, 4,5,6! C'mon and get your kicks
Now you don't need that money
When you look like that, do ya honey."

"Big black boots,long brown hair,
She's so sweet with her jet back stare."

Hey, Andrew, can I bum a smoke off ya? If I can't, I won't be complaining, but...

Good to hear you're not dead. Kudos!

"Pullin' out my big black book
When I need to find a word, that's where I look
So I flip to the 'L's quick, fast, in a hurry
Through on my specks thought my vision was blurry
Looked again but to my dismay
It was black and white with no room for grey
A big 'V' stood beyond my word
And, yo, that's when it hit me, that love is a verb"
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