Sunday, December 3

Top 5 Bits of NewsRadio Dialogue

To commemorate my recent love-affair with the great TV show Newsradio, here's five bits of dialogue. Unfortunately there are about one million more that I couldn't include. I'm sorry.

1.
LISA: Bill, you'’ve been dumped before, right?
BILL:
No.
LISA:
Oh c'’mon, of course you have. Everybody'’s been dumped.
BILL:
Let'’s see...dumpity dumpity dumpity--—nope.
LISA:
Ok, fine...
BILL:
Wait a minute, I was dumped once, a long time ago...very painful.
LISA:
See, isn'’t it...
BILL:
No wait a minute...that was just a movie I saw.

2.
BILL: I remember one time in college we got this pledge drunk, locked him in the trunk of the car, and abandoned the car in a junk yard.
DAVE: And then?
BILL: What?
DAVE: How'd he get out of the car?
BILL: You know what I have to make a phone call...

3.
JIMMY: I wanted a house just like Xanadu, but without a dorky name.
LISA: So what did you call it?
JIMMY: Fort Awesome.

4.
BILL: I'm...well, I'm hurt...deep down...where I'm soft...like a woman.
DAVE: I understand. And I'm sorry that I hurt you...Deep down inside...
BILL: Where?
DAVE: [Clenching teeth] Where you're soft...like a woman.
BILL: Don't mock me Dave. Don't be a hurter.

5.
BILL: I remember one time, my father came home from a night on the town--—which of course had turned into a week--and my Mother said, "John, is there anything you won'’t drink?" And my father shot back, "Poison! I'm saving it for you!" [Laughing] And I and my brother--who is now an alcoholic himself--just about died laughing...good times. Gooood times.

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