Sunday, November 12
Top5 Things I Want To Wrench Out
5. My eyes. Both of them. With broken fingernails.
4. My fingernails. With vice grips. Ever seen Syriana? Yeah. Like that.
3. My hair. With hands, pliers, crazy glue and a brick, the raccoons in the backyard, whatever.
2. The beating hearts of my landlords for not soundproofing this m%##!@^*%^@*#g suite.
1. Everything in my stupid car that I can get a halfway decent grip on, followed by lots of stomping and screaming.
Gimme some prayer guys. I'm sorta stressed out right now.
4. My fingernails. With vice grips. Ever seen Syriana? Yeah. Like that.
3. My hair. With hands, pliers, crazy glue and a brick, the raccoons in the backyard, whatever.
2. The beating hearts of my landlords for not soundproofing this m%##!@^*%^@*#g suite.
1. Everything in my stupid car that I can get a halfway decent grip on, followed by lots of stomping and screaming.
Gimme some prayer guys. I'm sorta stressed out right now.
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