Friday, November 3

Top Five Completions of Top 5 Incomplete Sentences Uttered In The Heat of the Moment That Trail Off On the Letter 'A'...

5. Son of a...
5. GOAT
4. PIG
3. FEMALE DOG
2. VOMIT
1. A GOAT THAT WAS INPREGNATED BY A PIG WHO WAS SUFFERING FROM A HANG OVER BECAUSE OF A LATE NIGHT WITH A B...

4. Boy, I'ma gonna...
5. BAKE YOU A NICE CAKE
4. GET A NEW SUIT TAILORED
3. ... I LOVE LAMP
2. FLY TO MOTHER RUSSIA AND STREEK DURING A PARADE
1. PUNCH YOU IN THE OVARY

3. Your mother is a...
5. GOAT
4. PIG
3. VOMIT
2. FINE WINE... BETTER WITH AGE
1. WHORE

2. Why I oughta...
5. GO AND TELL THE WHOLE WORLD HOW REDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING DAN IS
4. KISS DAN RING
3. BUY DAN A WHITE SUIT
2. KICK DAN IN THE TEETH
1. CHALLENGE DAN TO A DEATH MATCH.... THE ULTIMATE DEATH

1. I'm gonna kick your a...
5. UTOMOBILE
4. PPLE
3. UNT
2. FRO
1. SS UGLY DOG


Comments:
I was going to post something today. But I can't follow this utterly genious post
 
That was beautiful.

But for your #5, the #1 answer is always "motherless goat".
 
Is Stop Five getting good again?
I'll have to come by here more often.

From a guy who used to really like Stop Five but then it got kinda boring but is hopeful it will get back to its old glory but is only good enough to make anonymous comments because he is too lazy to create an identity - guy
Put that on a tee shirt!
 
you ARE genius
 
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