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1. Easy travel. I can get to places "as the crow flies." Or, in my case, "as the Dan flies." Although transporting any kind of luggage would be difficult.
2. I think it would impress the lady. I mean, it worked for Peter Pan.
3. The freedom would be amazing. What's a more freeing feeling than flying above the world?
4. I could perform these heroic rescues when people or their cats get stuck in trees and such.
5. I think it's a skill that would come in handy during the impending collapse of Western Civilization.