Stop Five Records

This one's for you Bryan.

1. "Ah every teenager goes through that clumsy adolescence stage, except for me. I was like a cat; I always landed on all fours . . . . Like a cat."
2. "They steamrolled Gobias industries!"
3. "Oh, but give me an old pro like Robert Redford. I'd get into bed with him any day. And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that's what you're thinking!"
4. "If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can resnare my mate."
5. "For Lindsay, my rock. I could not have done this without him."

Man, I think I could do one of these per episode. Crazy.
PS. here is my contribution for the facial hair thing.