Stop Five Records

okay, umm... I don't have anyone to talk chess with, but I read about it. does that count
 

I used three of these words already today
 

I've been using defenestrate for the last month. Seriously!
 

Bryan: No, you must use these words in every day conversations. It's fun. For example, I said this to someone today: "Nice hair cut--it's very Sicilian." They had no idea what I was talking about, but neither did I. It was fun.

Josh: You are my hero. I love you and I want to have babies. Not with you, though. I just want babies. So I can defenestrate them.

Dan: Defenestrate is the most ridiculous and cool word ever. I think you need to make a similar list too.