Friday, October 27

Top 5 Things that you never want to hear on a play by play or colour commentary, but you probably will

1. "The tight end is getting some heavy penetration in the end zone."
2. "The defence has moved into a man on man formation."
3. "Sometimes you just have to score ugly."
4. "He definitley got some wood in the mouth that time."
5. "He's just molesting that guy out there."

Comments:
Bwahahahahaha!
 
there's also the famous "he just undressed the defence!"

I'm pretty sure I heard John Shorthouse use that during last nights nucks game!
 
i watched a boxing match last night, and the color commentary guy kept saying, "he's being dominated in this fight cause he just doesn't have the ability to get off as fast as the champ"

as well as, "its that amazing hand speed that allows the champ to get off so fast"

frig.... me and hagen laughed pretty good about that one
 
I was watching the world cup, and the camera panned to an american in the crowd sporting the stars and stripes on her bra, which happened to be her top, anyway... the commentator very britishly said

"there certainly is alot of support out there for the Americans"

best moment of the World cup
 
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