Stop Five Records

i must admit...3 of those are on my list dan. are you sure you didn't just put the wrong name at the start of your post???
or did you accidentely create your top five list and then put the wrong last name in the title?
'cause if i liked a certain author, there's a good chance you will too. i mean aren't we, after all, pretty much the same person? you always told me you wanted your firstborn daughter to be named "danielle" after yourself, and then "steele" for a middle name because it sounded so tough. put a donkers at the end, and there you go. danielle steele donkers....nice ring
 

Well played, sir.

Except that I thought you were Dan Kang at first and so I didn't get the joke.

But then I figured it out.

Cause that's how I roll.
 

Okay Dan, maybe having your own magazine or book club doesn't make you an author, but having your own satellite radio channel definitely does.