Stop Five Records

1. When he picked up his first Danielle Steele novel, and realized his life's calling.
2. His argument with Oprah concerning Fabio.
3. When he switched from glasses to contacts.
4. That Valentines day where he had a date. They went fishing. The seas were heaving that day, much like his date's bountiful bosom. He turned it into a book.
5. When he switched back from contacts to glasses, but strictly for style purposes.