Sunday, August 13

Top5 Ways for Batman to Save Money After Wayne Industries Goes Under

5. Shop for his canvas wings and rapelling equipment at Mountain Equipment Co-op.
4. Convert the Batmobile to propane.
3. Downsize...by firing Robin. Let's face it, he's a drain on resources, emotional and fiscal.
2. Buy specialty law-enforcement equipment at local police auctions and surplus stores.
1. Eat bats. This will save on groceries as well as make him more fearsome.

Comments:
genius
 
This made me laugh so hard, I think I peed a little.
 
That was hilarious!

I especially liked #3 -- beautiful.
 
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