Tuesday, August 1
Top Five (Personal) Reactions to the Heat & Humidity in Ontario
1. "I sure am glad I wore this light, airy sundress today."
2. "Boy, I could really go for a nice, ice cold enema right about now."
3. "Excuse me sir, but would you happen to have a lathe I could use? I'd like to peel the flesh from my bones."
4. "If I were to take my clothes off, right now, here in this park, what with the families picnicking and all, how much jail time would I have to put in? Because if it's more than six years, I won't do it..."
5. "I wonder how much a vacation in Hell would cost?"
2. "Boy, I could really go for a nice, ice cold enema right about now."
3. "Excuse me sir, but would you happen to have a lathe I could use? I'd like to peel the flesh from my bones."
4. "If I were to take my clothes off, right now, here in this park, what with the families picnicking and all, how much jail time would I have to put in? Because if it's more than six years, I won't do it..."
5. "I wonder how much a vacation in Hell would cost?"
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I used to weigh 60 pounds before I moved to BC. The humidity keeps you slim and fresh man.
(Plus I was 12 when I moved out here.)
(Plus I was 12 when I moved out here.)
i have commited my self to no longer wearing boxers while in ontario working. for some reason spandex breathes more and im okay with that,
andrew, clearly ontario is the motherland....
ie. the motherland is the place you flee from when coming to the promised land. ;)
kyle : Get outa egypt !!
ie. the motherland is the place you flee from when coming to the promised land. ;)
kyle : Get outa egypt !!
Well, the reasons for my journey to Ontario were threefold: girlfriend, work, school. Alas, shortly after arriving, one of those reasons (*cough*womenarethespawnofsatan*cough*) ripped my heart out of my chest and ate it (kinda like that scene in Last of the Mohicans, except there wasn't like a war or anything...And I'm not a general...Nor was she an indian...And she didn't actually *eat* it, per se...In fact, she didn't even really "rip it out"...).
Aye matey, I be in Brampton, working in Guelph, going to school in Etobicoke (wait, it's safe to post personal information over the internet, right?). Lots o' driving! And I got a wicked awesome one-arm tan to prove it. Wicked. Awesome. Slightly disturbing.
P.S. Girls are evil.
Aye matey, I be in Brampton, working in Guelph, going to school in Etobicoke (wait, it's safe to post personal information over the internet, right?). Lots o' driving! And I got a wicked awesome one-arm tan to prove it. Wicked. Awesome. Slightly disturbing.
P.S. Girls are evil.
I HATE THE ONE ARM TAN. GAH i work at 6 in the morning and i still get it... the sun isnt even up. i dont think the sun tans... i think the... AIR BURNS
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