Saturday, August 19

Top 5 Ways to avoid being thrown in a Lake

1. Cellphone in pocket - ineffective.
2. The Donkers twist. Basically when people have your legs and arms you just try to do these 360 degree twists. Effective but tiring.
3. Hide - ineffective.
4. Make friends with your assailants - ineffective.
5. Hide behind a girl - ineffective.

I am wet.

// posted by Dan @ 8:56 p.m.
Comments:
Hey, I was enlisted in the efforts to dunk donkers, but your good looks and fighting ablities made me change my mind. Instead I became a simple observer. Kinda like a UN peace keeping force.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:11 a.m.
 
nice burn on the UN
# posted by Blogger Bryan : 7:25 a.m.
 
tape a laptop to your bare chest.
# posted by Blogger Ben Kweller : 10:38 a.m.
 
camera's work well too...
# posted by Blogger MattyRob : 1:15 a.m.
 
As do explosives.
# posted by Blogger the Stewart : 10:32 a.m.
 
if you were holding explosives I would be more likely to throw you in the lake

what do you mean Stewart
# posted by Blogger Bryan : 7:37 p.m.
 
wow... is stewart having an off day... all this time i thought he was godlike... like zeus but a little lighter on his feet.
# posted by Blogger Ben Kweller : 8:21 p.m.
 
if he had explosives strapped to his chest, you'd probably be running in the other direction... DUH
# posted by Blogger Davey Jones : 2:43 p.m.
 
naw, I am rediculous, I go towards the danger everytime.
# posted by Blogger Bryan : 2:57 p.m.
 
best way to avoid being thrown in the lake is not to be near a lake in hte first place!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:49 p.m.
 
bryan, thats only cause its donkers... donkers could never blow himself up. If he was a crazy muslim holding a child for ransom, with dynamite... you wouldn't run towards him.
# posted by Blogger Davey Jones : 5:26 p.m.
 
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