Sunday, August 13
Top 5 Reasons I Missed The Stop-Five Party
1. I was abducted by aliens, who did experiments on me and touched me in my no-no places.
2. There was a freak storm that knocked out power to my house, and only my house. In fact, it only knocked out power to my room. Creepy.
3. I was high. On Jesus.
4. I thought we were literally having a get-together. I flew out to the Stop-Five Records rendezvous point in Tokyo. Where are you guys?
5. I was still asleep.
(P.S. Sorry I missed it!)
2. There was a freak storm that knocked out power to my house, and only my house. In fact, it only knocked out power to my room. Creepy.
3. I was high. On Jesus.
4. I thought we were literally having a get-together. I flew out to the Stop-Five Records rendezvous point in Tokyo. Where are you guys?
5. I was still asleep.
(P.S. Sorry I missed it!)
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No, I injected Jesus.
Into my heart.
With the Needle of Repentence and Propitiation and Sanctification.
I got it from the Safe Injection Site of 'BG Club'.
(Anyone want to illustrate a children's book I'm working on: 'Injecting Jesus: Say No to Crack, Say Yes to Christ'?)
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Into my heart.
With the Needle of Repentence and Propitiation and Sanctification.
I got it from the Safe Injection Site of 'BG Club'.
(Anyone want to illustrate a children's book I'm working on: 'Injecting Jesus: Say No to Crack, Say Yes to Christ'?)
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