Saturday, July 1

Top 5 Ways to Make World Cup Soccer More Exciting...

1. Let 'em use their damn hands!
2. Replace ball with round pinata filled with killer bees.
3. Three words: Naked penalty kicks.
4. Make nets out of lingerie from Victoria's Secret
5. Score a goal, do a shot.

Complements of David Kenis (Jenn's Dad)

// posted by Jennifer @ 5:13 p.m.
Comments:
"making the world cup more exciting"?????

there is no chance we will ever be friends.
# posted by Blogger rivers : 2:55 p.m.
 
Theanswer was invented by Warren Elis at a private school in england. They renamed the sport after the private school he attended. That school's name was "Rugby". The best sport ever!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:35 p.m.
 
only one thing is necessary to make soccer more exciting:
the 'red card of death'-penalty.

guillotined. right there on the sidelines.

the french can do that, at least.
(if they win, i will guillotine myself)
# posted by Blogger Rob : 10:14 p.m.
 
Brazil and England are out???

What am I supposed to do with myself?
# posted by Blogger Dan : 12:08 p.m.
 
hehehe...score a goal, do a shot... hehehehe
# posted by Blogger MattyRob : 11:31 p.m.
 
i like jenns dad!
# posted by Blogger Ben Kweller : 12:41 p.m.
 
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