Stop Five Records

* ill be honest. im scared as to what i might write. this is an on the spot list *
5. Child comes out with only one eye. and its between his nose and mouth.
4. Child comes out with a beard. (a full beard not a light grandmother type beard)
3. Child comes out with a full mullet (like this one http://www.kilo943.com/images/bren_sweet%20mullet.jpg thanks jenn)
2. Child comes out and throws poo. like a small monkey.
1. Child comes out. along with 8 others.