Thursday, May 4

Top 5 Things Otto has Learned from his Sabbatical so far

1. The bass guitar is a solid instrument, and a versatile weapon.
2. Sword swallowing is best left to the experts.
3. The ways of a woman are mysterious indeed.
4. The southern tip of Ontario is at almost the same latitude as Northern California.
5. Don't touch the oompaloompas.

oompaloompas bite. Hard. With the rabies.
i thought bass guitar was a solid weapon and a versatile intrument?
clearly you've got otto's lesson in reverse.
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