Friday, April 14

Top 5 Reasons Jenn thinks Dan is a Cartoon Character (A rebuttal)

1. He is excessively charming. Only a cartoon character could be as charming as he.
2. He has Archie-like freckles. Seriously, nobody can match Dan's freckle count.
3. He is cute like a cartoon character. Can I call myself cute?
4. His KD with bacon is SO good, it takes on cartoonish qualities of excellence.
5. Eat it Jenn.

// posted by Dan @ 5:17 p.m.
Comments:
Well played, Dan, well played...
# posted by Blogger Jennifer : 9:06 p.m.
 
I'm going to go on record and admit that yours was better.

That was humbling.
# posted by Blogger Dan : 10:46 p.m.
 
i still think bacon wins..grumblegrumble
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:31 p.m.
 
Amen to bacon.
# posted by Blogger Stephanos : 10:07 a.m.
 
UGH KD COOK OFF THIS WEEKEND!?
to be honest i think dan wins this round. rule # 49 clearly states "Any person to use the phrase 'EAT IT' in a stopfiverecord post must always win.
# posted by Blogger Ben Kweller : 2:46 a.m.
 
you bring the kd...i'll buy bacon and butter...
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:49 a.m.
 
Rule Number #87:
If your mother tells you to defend the family honor over a cook off then preform the cook off on the weekend of April 22. YES
# posted by Blogger Ben Kweller : 9:57 p.m.
 
Rule #24:

If one of the members is not present on the weekend of the 22nd, the cookoff shall be postponed to a more convenient date.
# posted by Blogger Dan : 10:55 a.m.
 
Rule #121

How the heck am I supposed to bring the bacon if I'm in Africa when you have the cookoff?? huh?? huh Dan?? comeon!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:12 p.m.
 
switz i hear you, ill be in my motherland too... and correction Rule #232 is no unfair cooking parties while members are in foriegn places.
# posted by Blogger Ben Kweller : 1:19 a.m.
 
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