Stop Five Records

how sad but,

i think that i should be appalled... this isn't a stop five list!

i'm appalled!
 

i thought you were andrew?
 

HA HA HA Kweller! In YOUR face! You just had to go and steal him away from me for two nights. Two whole nights! Not just one night...two nights. Luckily I taught him some superb snoring tactics so that anyone who takes him away from me has to face the wrath of Slynn. When he's with me, he sleeps peaceful as a baby. You had better be careful though. That humming you thought you had imagined may very well turn into random moaning that will awaken even the deepest of sleepers. Oh yes, I have trained him well. That's what you get you husband stealing man!!!!
 

Slynn, I watched the clock pass 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock, and 6 o'clock last night. YOU ARE A QUEEN! you can keep him. during sleeping hours.
 

Top 5 Reasons Slynn should also be a part of this site:
1. She's brilliant (in the words of donkers)
2. She's a queen (in the words of kweller)
3. She puts in representation for the female, married, living in Kelowna side of things (you don't got that on this site yet, do you???)
4. She's full of wit and charm (okay, so maybe she'll just make you laugh with her attempts at it, but it'll be entertaining still the same)
5. She has many deadly tactics (ie. snoring husband) which she will use on you if you do not comply to her wishes

I don't think there's too much of a doubt of what the right decision is. Choose wisely boys.
 

dan doesn't snore!
 

Why isn't Slynn involved in Stopfive?
 

thank you
 

editor's note:
my husband is not actually a deadly tactic. i didn't even train him to snore (though it is a pretty impressive thing he's got going from him) that comment was meant only in regards to kweller's complaining after he stole my husband away from me. all i really am is a jealous wife.
 

Slynn, if I was still an administrator, I'd totally make you part of the site.