Wednesday, March 15

Top 5 Sore Throat Remedies:

1. Get a killer disease. That disease will totally take the focus away from the sore throat.
3. Remove the Trachea. No trachea, no pain. It's as easy as math, or as difficult as ebonics. I'm not sure which.
3. Use Buckleys. It's like getting rid of the trachea, only without the whole losing the trachea thing.
3. Wire brush. It is fast, effective and leaves a fresh bleedy taste for hours on end.
4. Salt water. Or better yet, straight salt. Take a salt shaker, crank it open, and down the gullet she goes.
1. Sleep.

Comments:
I'm not sure the numbers, 1, 3, 3, 3, 4, 1, go in sequence...?

I thought you said math was easy?
 
Hmmm... Maybe Otto is writting in code. Maybe the numbers are letters. 1=A 2=B 3=C 4=D? ... A, C, C, C, D, A... What does this unscramble into? CACCACD, DACCAC CACDAC ... Hmmm Dictionary.com suggest these might mean...

CACCACD = Cascade - Definition, A series of components or networks, the output of each of which serves as the input for the next

DACCAC = Dacca - Definition, the capital and largest city of Bangladesh

CACDAC = Cardiac - Definition, Of, near, or relating to the heart: cardiac arteries

THERES A NETWORK IN BANGLADESH WITH HEART PROBLEMS!... my mind is beautiful.
 
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