Stop Five Records

this is by far the WORST top 5 list in the world!
yes dan, it's even worse than that guy with really bad hair singing "Like a Virgin" on American Idol.
 

How does my Top 5 list compare to an American Idol performance?

Enlighten us Rivers . . .
 

Dont worry Kang, Ill Explain this one,

STOP 5 RECORDS converted into numerical form is 19,20,15,16/5/18,5,3,15,18,4,19
AMERICAN IDOL converted into numerical form is
1,13,5,18,9,3,1,14/9,4,15,12
The sum of STOP 5 RECORDS numberical form is 157
The sum of AMERICAN IDOL numberical form is 104
"WHAT DO THESE NUMBERS MEAN?" one might ask with the untrained eye.
157 actually means the 15th of the 7th month. JULY 15TH.
104 actually means the 10th of the 4th month. April 10TH.
Clearly the answer is starting to form.
July 15Th is Jesse Ventura's Birthday (professional wrestler, governor for minnesota)
April 10th is Vladimir Ilyich Lenin's Birthday (revolutionary, founder of communist state)
So you see if you put these two bad boys together theres sure to be trouble brewing. Their the same type of people, one founds communist states and the other wrestle and governs his state. Hmmm... Both deal with states. what does STATE mean ... rearrange the letters and you have TATE's ring a bell? any famous office linebackers that you can think of?
Conclusion; Terry Tate, Stop Five Records, and American Idol are all the same. BAM IM GOOD
 

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Oh my gods. Brilliance. Sheer brilliance.
 

i think what you meant to say was "by the beard of zeus!"