Tuesday, March 21
Top 5 Malicious Vegetables
1. Broccoli. This vegetable isn't just out to ruin your life; it wants to steal your soul.
2. Eggplant. It may be a plant, but it sure don't taste like eggs. Also a leading cause of impotence.
3. Brussels Sprouts. The city of Brussels really needs to get on the ball and find a new vegetable to name after themselves. These sprouts are killing the tourism industry there.
4. Cauliflower. The hunchbacked assistant to broccoli. It will move into your house when you're away and change all the locks.
5. Onions. These babies won't stop until every self respecting male who has to deal with them is made to look like a blubbering fool. Just dastardly.
2. Eggplant. It may be a plant, but it sure don't taste like eggs. Also a leading cause of impotence.
3. Brussels Sprouts. The city of Brussels really needs to get on the ball and find a new vegetable to name after themselves. These sprouts are killing the tourism industry there.
4. Cauliflower. The hunchbacked assistant to broccoli. It will move into your house when you're away and change all the locks.
5. Onions. These babies won't stop until every self respecting male who has to deal with them is made to look like a blubbering fool. Just dastardly.
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