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I think a good music video must have people Dancing in the Dark.
 

I agree...I should have thought of it...
 

if they're dancing in the dark, how would you see them?

then, if you can't see them, how would you film them?

and if you can't film them then they can't be in a music video

and if you don't have them in your video, then your video is bad.

so then, i ask you, how can any music video be good?
 

Heehee.
Unshakeable logic.
Rob, your rebuttal?
 

Hot Chicks.
 

My rebuttal is simply this: backlighting.
 

where there is light there can not be darkness...

if it's backlit, it's lit, and not dark.

if they're dancing in the dark... etc etc.

flawed, my friend.
 

Andrew...shut your face....or I'll shut it for you....the only flaw is gonna be in your teeth when I slam my fist into them...how do you like dem apples?
 

Actually, randomandwer, the light is BEHIND! That is why we in the business call it "backlighting". The people dancing in the foreground have no forelighting. Thus, they are still dancing in the dark.
Reference: Garth and his unit in Madonna sketch.
 

BA-DONK-A-DONK
 

wait wait wait, so you can see them?

does that mean that you can see light on or around them? because if you can, and there is light on or around them, then clearly they are not in the dark!

calling "backlit" "dark" is wrong, according to everything in the world! (ha!)

perhaps the safest way to conclude is that since statement "dancing in the dark" is intrinsically false, that no music video, good or bad can contain it; since it is impossible, you should change your statement to "I think a good music video must have people Dancing in a backlit setting."

regardless of where the dancing happens, if it is ever The Force, then surely it is no music video at all, and is rather a documnetary on the movements of a less intelligent being.
 

your face is "intrinsically false" and... so is your mom.
cheers!
 

Ah river, you got my back.
Hey Andrew, come over here and explain that to me...
 

Well, we've got the angst...

...now where the heck is Christopher Walken?
 

You'll all be wearing gold-plated diapers when I'm through with you.
 

LOL
 

hahahah im ready to wet myself that was gold. who did that!
 

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