Tuesday, January 31
Top 5 Chuck Norris Facts...
Stolen from : Here
1)Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2)Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3)There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
4)Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
5)If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Other Random Chuck Norris facts:
-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
-Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
-The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
-Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
1)Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2)Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3)There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
4)Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
5)If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Other Random Chuck Norris facts:
-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
-Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
-The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
-Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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that is honestly some of the funniest stuff i've ever heard....not really but it just made me laugh a lot
I like that you brought batman into it...I watched the old Adam West movie, so good! I was laughing way too hard to be normal.
# posted by 
: 6:33 p.m.
: 6:33 p.m.
"Jack Baur kicks Chuck Norris' ass"? I'm going to assume that was some sort of sarcastic joke.
I mean, really, Jack may be hot right now, but Chuck's got a proven track record. That beard. I'm telling you. That's gold, baby.
Besides that, Chuck knows how to have a good time. Jack...Jack's always in a huff about the end of the World as we know it.
Personally, I think they should have a Texas Ranger reunion show that integrates into a season of 24, so Jack and Chuck can combine their greatnesses and really make a dint in world terrorism. And Jack can grow a beard. And then not even a Sadam Husein/bin Laden team could stand in their way.
That's just what I think, though.
I mean, really, Jack may be hot right now, but Chuck's got a proven track record. That beard. I'm telling you. That's gold, baby.
Besides that, Chuck knows how to have a good time. Jack...Jack's always in a huff about the end of the World as we know it.
Personally, I think they should have a Texas Ranger reunion show that integrates into a season of 24, so Jack and Chuck can combine their greatnesses and really make a dint in world terrorism. And Jack can grow a beard. And then not even a Sadam Husein/bin Laden team could stand in their way.
That's just what I think, though.
also, as a side note.... Chuck norris is a real person. He may have mythical qualities assosicated with him, yes (and well deservered i might add ;) ) but he also has the advantage (or disadvantage if you will) of actually existing. I very much doubt that chuch norris could get owned by a figment of your imagination. Infact i'm pretty sure he could roundhouse kick you to the face and put an end to all your silly figments.
Chuck Norris can divide by 0
- Chuck Norris once devoured an entire factory of sleeping pills, he blinked
- Chuck Norris once played Jenga, the result was the Empire State Building
- When Chuck Norris cuts in Line, the Line bleeds
- Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, after 5 days of excrutiating pain, the Cobra died
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- Chuck Norris once devoured an entire factory of sleeping pills, he blinked
- Chuck Norris once played Jenga, the result was the Empire State Building
- When Chuck Norris cuts in Line, the Line bleeds
- Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, after 5 days of excrutiating pain, the Cobra died
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