Friday, February 3

Top 5 Albums that make Dan Donkers wet his pants in excitement

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5.

.... He especially likes Number 5 because he thinks it looks like his mom. But in all honesty, his mom is far more beautiful of a woman than Joyce could ever be.

// posted by rivers @ 12:04 p.m.
Comments:
OH MAN..... let us all bow at Rivers ability to BURN donkers!
# posted by Blogger Davey Jones : 1:08 p.m.
 
Joyce. Man would I like some o' that.

...
# posted by Blogger the Stewart : 6:14 p.m.
 
Oh Dan Voisine. How far you have fallen in the eyes of all you know and respect. So sad.
# posted by Blogger Rob : 9:56 p.m.
 
Personally,
I just think that Donkers could be my mother and make me an amazing music video. Of course, he would have to wear almost nothing... except maybe a sexy gorilla suit just to make some people giddy... not saying I would get giddy... but some people. Yeah. That's it. Some people.
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 12:08 a.m.
 
tino makes me want to gag.
# posted by Blogger Andrew : 12:38 a.m.
 
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# posted by Blogger Ben Kweller : 1:10 a.m.
 
AFTER DOING EXTENSIVE RESEACH I FOUND KANGS NUMBER ONE ALBUM IN WHICH MADE HIM WET HIMSELF WITH EXCITEMENT... http://porktornado.diaryland.com/images/orleans1.jpg
# posted by Blogger Ben Kweller : 1:53 a.m.
 
you could say it twice, if you're so flabbergastered.

ha!
# posted by Blogger Andrew : 11:45 a.m.
 
Dan has actually showed me all of these album covers on a date we had once last year. He was drooling. That's when I knew we would never last.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:54 a.m.
 
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