Monday, January 16
Top Five Most Intriquetely Orchestrated Plans Recorded on Film
1. Kevin Holds Fort *HOME ALONE* - Our little Hero has like a day to prepare after finding out his house is gonna be the victim of robbery. Break out the Crayon blue prints, and write in havoc. Hell raising havoc. Planned with enough time to still attend a Christmas Eve service and inspire the crazy old man down the street to take a chance on his family, and forgive himself.
2. Amelie Returns Talking Photographs *Amelie* - How to: first: be in Paris, then call the boy at work, tell him to meet you in a park and bring a franc. Draw blue arrows on the ground leading from a phone both to a pedestal and a telescopic pay viewer. Hire a man to paint himself the color of stone, and stand pointing at the telephone booth (a kiss on the cheek should cover it for you cute girls). Hire a little Child to tell the above mentioned boy "When the finger points to heaven, the idiot looks at the finger," when he stands in front of the statue. (5 gi joes should cover this) Call the phone booth nearest him from another phone booth nearby. Watch the plan unfold, and when he uses the franc to look back at the phone booth, return the talking pictures.
3. Revenge of the Gypsies *Snatch* - haha... get real mad, talk like a crazy guy, bust someones face with one punch and then kill everyone. Don't forget to look super rad all the time.
4. Steal From Your Ex-Wife's Boyfriend *Ocean's Eleven* - Daniel Ocean basically got a bunch of cool guys together (basically Brad and whoever, that's a group of cool guys) who wanted alot of money. Than they elaborately staged a theft of a huge casino, but wait they make the jerk think its his other casino. All the while Danny never took his eye from the prize, Julia freakn' Roberts. Well done, well done.
5. The Swinging on a Star Theft *Hudson Hawk* - A classic moment for me. I remember when I first saw this. I just love idea of using songs instead of stopwatches. Super funny, super efficiant. It doesn't even matter if it worked. This is ultimately the most "Orchestrated" plan. hehehehehe
2. Amelie Returns Talking Photographs *Amelie* - How to: first: be in Paris, then call the boy at work, tell him to meet you in a park and bring a franc. Draw blue arrows on the ground leading from a phone both to a pedestal and a telescopic pay viewer. Hire a man to paint himself the color of stone, and stand pointing at the telephone booth (a kiss on the cheek should cover it for you cute girls). Hire a little Child to tell the above mentioned boy "When the finger points to heaven, the idiot looks at the finger," when he stands in front of the statue. (5 gi joes should cover this) Call the phone booth nearest him from another phone booth nearby. Watch the plan unfold, and when he uses the franc to look back at the phone booth, return the talking pictures.
3. Revenge of the Gypsies *Snatch* - haha... get real mad, talk like a crazy guy, bust someones face with one punch and then kill everyone. Don't forget to look super rad all the time.
4. Steal From Your Ex-Wife's Boyfriend *Ocean's Eleven* - Daniel Ocean basically got a bunch of cool guys together (basically Brad and whoever, that's a group of cool guys) who wanted alot of money. Than they elaborately staged a theft of a huge casino, but wait they make the jerk think its his other casino. All the while Danny never took his eye from the prize, Julia freakn' Roberts. Well done, well done.
5. The Swinging on a Star Theft *Hudson Hawk* - A classic moment for me. I remember when I first saw this. I just love idea of using songs instead of stopwatches. Super funny, super efficiant. It doesn't even matter if it worked. This is ultimately the most "Orchestrated" plan. hehehehehe
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6. The Sting. A couple of old-time grifters get the drop on the Chicago mob boss. Elaborate gambling fraud, fake feds, Robert Redford and Paul Newman, this one has it all.
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