Thursday, January 19
Top 5 Signs Oprah Could Be the Anti-Christ
1. Oprah was originally named ‘Orpah’, after the Moabite woman in the Book of Ruth. Biblical roots – in a pinch (such as "The End of the World") it will secure allegiance of at least 77% of evangelical Christians (as recent theological studies have shown that really, less than 23% of Christians are 'elect').
2. She was born onJanuary 29, 1954 . Just another year? Not so. In 1954 the words “under God” were added to the United States Pledge of Allegiance; the first Sports Illustrated was published; the first Miss America Pageant was hosted; West Germany
With so many exciting things happening, who would anticipate it as being the year of the birth of the Anti-Christ? Had I been alive at the time, I certainly would have been none the wiser.
3. The Apostle Elisabeth Elijah Nikomia had a dream. God told her Oprah is part of Satan’s antichrist regime. You can’t argue with dreams from God.
4. Oprah walks into rooms and people fall prostrate before her. In fact, whenever she comes on TV, I fall prostrate. I actually hurt my hip the other day because of her.
5. Oprah is the most powerful celebrity in the world. A friend of a friend of a relative of a friend of mine told me she once sneezed in a restaurant and a man involved with the mob died instantly of a “heart attack”. Coincidence? I think not.
2. She was born on
With so many exciting things happening, who would anticipate it as being the year of the birth of the Anti-Christ? Had I been alive at the time, I certainly would have been none the wiser.
3. The Apostle Elisabeth Elijah Nikomia had a dream. God told her Oprah is part of Satan’s antichrist regime. You can’t argue with dreams from God.
4. Oprah walks into rooms and people fall prostrate before her. In fact, whenever she comes on TV, I fall prostrate. I actually hurt my hip the other day because of her.
5. Oprah is the most powerful celebrity in the world. A friend of a friend of a relative of a friend of mine told me she once sneezed in a restaurant and a man involved with the mob died instantly of a “heart attack”. Coincidence? I think not.
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his wit is so sharp that people shy away from making comments on his posts for fear of seeming dull in comparision... my proof... this comment.
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