Stop Five Records

1. The flirter is limited by the form of a top 5 list.
2. It is exceedingly difficult to convey subtlety/nuance over the internet.
3. The flirtee tends to be uncomfortable with so much attention in such a public forum.
4. New readers have difficulty understading the nature of this site.
5. Internet flirting cannot be considered "progress".

Piratey post: Limitations force creativity, which leads to flirting.