Stop Five Records

1. My quick wit, which has only gotten sharper since our last meeting. Prepare yourself for a prelimanary verbal tirade Bryan.
2. My speed, which was very clearly demonstrated at the bachelor party.
3. Although my hair has been cut, my strength is far from diminished.
4. Bryan is overconfident.
5. I am a tool. Contrary to popular belief, I can be a self mechanized tool. Rule 72: Never turn your back on a tool.

Consider this a formal challenge Bryan. My mother's honour is at stake.