Saturday, January 14

Top 5 Moments in Ben Kweller's life

1. The Catch: whether powered by revenge, or honor, or courage, Ben made history that day and that moment he caught a sword in his bare hand enduring the pain to finally win what was easily one of the Top 5 Sword Fights of all time (see previous archived entry).
2. All was presumed lost (EVEN HIS LIFE!!!!), but Ben rose from the rubble to gain vengeance over his attackers. One by one destroying each one. Ben selflessly took on the role of guinea pig for both a new skin grafting procedure (which he invented) and a new neuron displacement procedure. What a trooper, what a hero.
3. When he ate the Evil Queen's face, thus bringing to end her evil rule.
4. Ben's List: During Nazi rule, Ben used his position to save the lives of over 1100 Jews. The understatement of simply saving their life should be noted, as there lives were to end with extreme brutality and torture. It is for these moments that we can truely thank a great man.
5. The Choice: After the Jedi Council Denied the training of a young child. Ben took it upon himself to mentor him. This boy would eventually bring balance to the force, and I think we all like a good and balanced force. The force needs to be in equilibrium and the scales of forcitude need to be steadied.

Honorable Mentions: the fatherly act: the hookup: the conversion: and tuturing of one of the greatest single heroes known to man

Welcome to Stop Five Mr. Kweller

Comments:
So i lived an exciting life. i didnt do it for the fame. or the money. i did it for the women. im glad to be here
 
the women eh?

where are they, by the way? ha!
 
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