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1. "Luke, I am your mother. After they replaced my arms, legs, and the better part of my skin, well, who are we kidding? It was pretty much inevitable." --Darth Vader

2. "Houston, we have a, uh, sitchee-ation. An 'uh oh', if you will. And not to sound too smug, but damnit if I didn't tell you calling this thing '13' was a bad idea." --Jim Lovell

3. "I'll be back. I mean, if you want me to. Because really, it's your call here. I don't want to be an imposition or anything." --The Terminator

4. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a flying rats ass!" --Rhett Butler

5. "My Mama always said, 'Life is like a box of pencil crayons; sometimes you get the white pencil crayon and you think, 'What the f*** am I going to do with a white pencil crayon?'" --Forrest Gump

1. It's just like Youtube, only with an exponential cheese factor.
2. Kyle likes it better than Facebook.
3. Umm, it's God . . . in a tube?
4. Really this whole post is just a set up to get you to click on . . .
5. This link: http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=51e294b80953cfca0cf5
Our man Jonathan slade put up some pretty good work.